"Hazel...how did your face get so cute?"
"Cause I smile so much all the time"
I found some weird, pink, thick, dirty, rubbery stuff on Hazel's dresser and asked her "What IS this?" (in disgust)
"It's some stuff from the rug"
"The rug on the playground." (I guess some kind of foam pad on their playground at school)
"Why is it on your dresser?"
"Cause I love it- it's my favorite thing in the world!"
"Just kidding. It's not my favorite thing in the world...ice cream is."
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