Owen: "Climb up that ladder!"
Hazel: "AAUUUGH! Stop killing me!"
Owen: "Press A! Press A!"
Hazel: "I AM pressing A! It's not doing anything!"
Owen: "I won!"
Hazel: "Mooooommmmm! He's not letting me win!"
Me: "Turn it off."
And there you have it! We managed to all interact and bond this morning.